Luna Novah

Lyrics

Is Anyone Normal Anymore? oh Princess Boys

I met a boy at the coffee line
Said, “You’re pretty” then checked the time
I said, “We should go on a date”
He said, “I’d love to, but I still need space”
Another one said, “Let’s split the bill”
For a water i didn’t drink — chill
And the third one cried about his ex
While I was just trying to flirt, like… next

I swear it’s not that deep
Why y’all making heartbreak your personality?
Can we just have fun, or is that a felony?

Welcome to the era of the princess boys
Where they ghost you but send voice notes
Where they say “I’m still healing, babe”
But they’re healed enough to misbehave
They’re too cute to be true
But too scared to love you
Saying “You’re too much” then “I’m too poor”
It’s romance in the end of the times God

He said, “I want something serious”
Then vanished by lunch like a magician
Another guy said, “I like you tons”
Then asked if I’d date his trauma and his mom
They want princess treatment on demand
With therapy payments on a payment plan
They want a queen to save their soul
But won’t even text back ‘cause it’s “too bold”

I’m not mad, I’m entertained
These boys need grace and maybe ibuprofen
Love’s not that scary, babe, what are we doing?

Welcome to the era of the princess boys
Where they ghost you but send voice notes
Where they say “I’m still healing, babe”
But they’re healed enough to misbehave
They’re too cute to be true
But too scared to love you
Saying “You’re too much” then “I’m too poor”
It’s romance, 2026

He said, “Can you pay for dinner?”
I said, “Baby, I’m barely a winner”
He said, “My ex still texts me memes”
I said, “Bro… what does that even mean?”
He said, “You deserve better, not me”
I said, “Okay,” — then he screamed, “Don’t leave!”

Yeah, welcome to the era of the princess boys
They’re emotionally unemployed
But we laugh and we try again
‘Cause someday love might hit different
’Til then we work with what we got
Even if it’s not a lot
And if love don’t knock on the door
I’ll just go dance on the dancefloor